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Six offenders

17 September, 2020

• CONCERNING the famous children’s delight, Now We Are Six by AA Milne, it has come to my notice that, according to my records, the other day, from approx 3pm, at least seven human beings were espied crossing your threshold, or thereabouts, some of whom ejaculated (or whatever): ”Oi, good on yer, mate!”, “Have one on me!”, “Nice one, son!”, “Cheers!” etc. Thank goodness your neighbours are decent, upstanding snoops, er I mean Brits; that’s all I want to say at this juncture or junction…
Yours, Sir Stan Stasi aka Plod.



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