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Tory benches are unmasked!

09 September, 2021

• WELL that really takes the biscotti… this Monday seeing the Tory benches virtually unmasked, apart from Theresa May and Michael Gove, facing the Opposition benches with nearly all MPs masked.

So facial virus spread inhibitors have been weaponised, just like in the US. My hero Dr Anthony Fauci has advised that masks should be worn indoors as well as in school classrooms.

But face masks also provide an ideal opportunity for sloganising and I recommend BJ = BS just for starters!

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